Construction.

Dear County Construction Workers,

I really appreciate the new water main and sewer lines you are working so hard to install. However, since I'm one of the people paying for the job (with my tax money), I'd really appreciate it if you would use the jackhammer to tear up the road after 8 am. It makes my whole house vibrate, wakes me up, and makes me worry that you are scrambling my baby's brains. And while we're on the subject, could you also not park your huge bulldozers and cranes and such right next to my new car? There is a whole street at your disposal, so parking 2 feet away from my bumper was a little unreasonable, I thought.

Thanks,
-Me